Five surgeons from big cities are at a conference and discussing who
makes the easiest patients to operate on.
> The first surgeon, from Singapore, says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> The second, from Bangkok, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
> The third surgeon, from Bejing says, 'No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
> The fourth surgeon, from Jarkarta , chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few
> But the fifth surgeon, from KL , shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians from Malaysia are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the arse are interchangeable. '